More goodness from the folks who gave you Bob & Clipit.

CBS Dallas is reporting that Microsoft is getting in the game of

“Let’s watch your shit.”

Google’s been doing it for years.

Facebook just got caught doing it.

Now Microsoft is openly admitting publicly that they are going to watch your account and there’s not a fucking thing you can do about it.

Here’s what Microsoft knows for sure.

  • You’re too lazy to change operating systems.
  • Most users don’t have a clue how the OS even works.
  • You’ll accept whatever trash they give you, and “YOU’LL LIKE IT”

  • You have no idea what things run in the background, and you have no control over what’s happening.
  • You think that your antivirus, anti-malware, and your ISP will protect you. Not From Microsoft they won’t!

I could go on forever but you’ll just click the Start Button.

 

 

Sticks reinvents the wheel again!

So I decided I needed a feature that I didn’t think the app (Chrome) had. I start writing the feature in Python only to find out that if I read the manual pages for the app the feature I’m writing already exists. RTMF Sticks.

National Day of Unplugging My A$$

So tomorrow is national day of unplugging, guess what they can kiss my crippled ass I’m staying connected!

Puddle Seduction Leads to Oscar Win

Shape of Water

A woman seduces a puddle and it wins an Oscar you’ve got to be shiting me!

Joe Biden in 2020

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/democrats-want-biden-over-clinton-sanders-mcauliffe-in-2020/article/2650611

Yes, Joe Yes… Run for president against Trump in 2020. It will hysterical to watch. You could have Spongebob as your VP and Patrick as your campaign manager. It will be great

I can’t wait for the Democratic primary where you go head-to-head with Massachusetts own political bag lady Liz “Pocahontas” Warren.

It’s going to be political humor at its finest.

Joe, you always make us laugh, this nation could have no better village idiot than you.

Facebook Exile day 3

I can’t say enough how not being on Facebook is so liberating.

Yes I still have my account and I will occasionally check in to see what’s going on. But I won’t be posting and I won’t be looking at it constantly like I have in the past.

I thought I’d miss not checking up on people every hour but I don’t miss it at all. It’s actually very freeing.

I can use my own blog and scream into the void and say whatever vile things I want about people and I won’t be censored.

Here are some examples

  • The the people in Boone County neighborhood group is the largest selection of stupid people in my area.
  • Liberal is just another word for overeducated stupid person.
  • The the last thing I posted on Facebook was a joke but my liberal friend had to check it on Snopes and tell me that it wasn’t real. No shit Sherlock it’s a joke!

These are just a few that I came up with off the top of my head. I’m sure I could come up with more if I tried but I’m tired of posting so I’ll post more again later.

FB Exile day 2

Until recently I had forgotten just how wonderful things were in 2006. Back in the day when you created something and it was your creation.

People were able to see humor for what it was. It wasn’t fact-checked, it wasn’t criticized, it’s just what it was.

Context has become meaningless, minuscule facts are all that matter anymore.

So what’s this rant that no one else is ever going to see about?

It’s about Facebook that fucking cesspool of humanity where your so-called friends correct you at every turn.

These douchebags that never created an original meme of their own because they don’t possess the skill to get beyond the like and share button.

And then there are those wonderful folks who want to point out that your post is fake.

Of course, it’s fake, it’s a joke you dumbass. Can you show the entire world what a fool you are because you don’t know it’s a joke?

I feel better now. I’m here in my rubber room on the interweb. Safe and sound from the fools on the other side of the door. I can scream as loud as I want and no one will hear me.

My facebook exile continues on to day 3 and more happiness.